EDIT: This journal is pretty much inactive, just a dumping ground for my Twitter feed. I don't get onto LJ much any more, so if you've got something you specifically want me to see, come find me at Facebook (Shig Vigintitres) or Twitter (shig23).

Yes, this is the Shig of 20 years from your present time, reminding you that this journal is about 90% Friends Only. That means that if you're not a member of LiveJournal, you're going to have to become a member and then get me to add you as a friend. The first part is easy. The second part, well... go do the first part, and then leave a comment here, and we'll see.

And yes, we have flying cars in 2028. And no, I'm not going to tell you if you'll survive to this time, or give you any stock tips. It won't have any catastrophic effects on the space-time continuum, despite what Star Trek tried to teach you; but I've become an even bigger asshole over the intervening decades than I was in your time. Hnyarf.

If you're not following me on Twitter, here's what you've missed.

• 11:27 @richardwiseman twitpic.com/olznt - The Whisperer in Darkness. #

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• 09:35 My comfort zone doesn't even have a fire exit. #

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• 16:04 Now that MobileMe is working, I'm thinking of abandoning my long-neglected Drupal/Gallery 2 site. #

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• 23:31 It's OK for a pretty young woman to press herself against you, if she's showing you the instruments of inquisition. My teeth are clean now. #
• 14:08 "All MobileMe services are online." YOU LIE. #

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• 16:10 The 140 character limit doesn't leave enough space to conceal your ego. #

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• 10:41 Toughest thing about being a zombie? Remembering not to close your mouth. #

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• 10:14 When you're 3, sword fighting means poking someone with something vaguely sword shaped and shouting, "Sword! Sword! Sword!" #

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• 02:33 My new computer says, "Ba-weep grana-weep ninnibahn!" #
• 15:39 @mandalu_nole I've been broken into several times. In every case they took less than a security system would have cost for the time between. #

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• 09:48 Always remember to thank the automated telephone voice recognition system. They'll remember that during the Machine Uprising. #
• 11:16 @Ihnatko Hope Captain Captain's a good guy. If he ever got near Captain Everything, he'd be unstoppable. #
• 11:26 Whenever I scroll thru the $1, $2, and $5 fields on the cash-in app, I'm reminded there's no good reason for "One, two, FIVE" to be funny. #
• 11:40 If you're trying to sell me a security system, telling me it's only a "matter of time" before the "bums" break in isn't gonna help. #

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