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  • 01:26 There were worse monarchs than George III, but I'm still in favor of digging him up and kicking his butt a second time. #
  • 13:53 Pancakes w/blueberries fresh from Saladino's Red Barn Farm. $3.50/lb beats $5/pint any day. bit.ly/arMkrm #
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  • 08:30 I'm pretty sure "Hola" is Spanish for "I'm going to speak Spanish to you now." #

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  • 09:22 I'm told that a "squashage" is not a sausage made of squash, as you might think. Rather, it's a sausage made of wood. #
  • 09:23 Anyone who thinks truth is stranger than fiction probably doesn't live with a preschooler. #
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  • 21:50 @kwanboa Will it include material from the prequels? Yes? Then it ain't an upgrade. #
  • 22:04 re Wonder Woman's new look: Nice, sensible, but nowhere near as powerful looking. nyti.ms/a6p6SV #
  • 22:05 If someone who can bench press an entire armored column wants to wear star-spangled spandex, *you* go tell her she's being sexist. #
  • 22:29 @kwanboa Haven't seen any of the upgrades. I don't think I've even been to Disney since the late '80s. #
  • 09:51 CNN will never find a lily-livered milquetoast who's soft-hitting enough to replace Larry King. #
  • 10:32 The sweetest, most heartwarming words in the English language: "Daddy, I don't want macaroni any more." #
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  • 22:10 Texas GOP: "We're Just As Batshit Crazy As You Thought" bit.ly/99o4Yy #
  • 23:58 "Hang on... If we write the Doctor out of history, the Daleks will run everything! Oh, and also, we won't have a series." #
  • 13:26 Deciding now, officially: no Dragon Con for me this year. #
  • 13:28 @queenhaven I was always happy w/Progressive. Geico was just cheaper. #
  • 13:31 Holy crap, Moffett's wifi has bandwidth coming out its bandwidth. I should do some piracy while I'm here. #
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  • 09:47 @TheTallyType Canopy roads! Take Miccosukee Road out of town, all the way to Moccasin Gap Road, then take a left to come back. Beautiful. #
  • 16:45 @TheTallyType Sounds like you're looking for my neighborhood, Old Town, right around Leon High. My house was built in 1940. #
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  • 09:37 Someday, people will stop posting "USA! USA!" all over Twitter. #
  • 09:46 @TheTallyType What ever will I do with myself? #
  • 11:51 Internet pants are HOT. And I don't mean hip and trendy; they'll never be that. I mean this is June in Florida. #
  • 11:57 Oh god, now it's Britain and Germany. If I hear one "so many owing so much to so few" remark, so help me... uh, except for that one... #
  • 13:17 Video game exhibit at the Brogan. Bottom floor set up like an arcade. Felt like I was 12 again. Hated that part. #
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  • 22:07 Social media really loses something when half the posts are things you've already read somewhere else. (Guilty, I know.) #
  • 07:04 The only thing worse than being retweeted by a marketing company is being misquoted by them as well. #
  • 07:07 (I never said "Scl mdia rly loses smthg wn 1/2 psts R thgs u alrdy rd smwr else." What I said was that God exists, and he's an American.) #
  • 12:37 Anti-oil-industry bumper sticker on the back of a car. What's that word for when something seems one way but is really the opposite..? #
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  • 09:41 Well, I gave it a fair try, but Safari 5 is fired. Be it ever so beta--whatever Google may claim--there's still no place like Chrome. #

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  • 09:18 @zyzzyva You don't like "Thriller" any more? Next you'll tell me you don't like hurling your mashed peas against the wall any more. #

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