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Shig the Unmentionable
The one governing principle in his life was his disdain for his own species. If they had left him alone, everything would have been fine, but they insisted on trying to befriend him, or educate him, or save him from himself. They simply couldn't grasp that not everyone was born with a herding instinct.

So really, he was only trying to get his point across. Given the circumstances, taking up cannibalism was probably the least offensive thing he could have done.

Disclaimer:Unless I specifically state otherwise, it is never my intention to offend. Therefore, if anything I say should cause offense, I invite you to bite me.

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